As a new feature to Bloggers Anonymous, we will be providing life advice to those of you struggling with Blog related issues. In our first post, we address the sad myth that Blogging is better than sex.
Dear BlogAnon. A friend of mine recently came across this post suggesting Blogging is better than sex. Is any of this true?
Sincerely, Sex Crazed and Confused
10 Ways Blogging Is Better Than Sex
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10. You feel agitated if you don't do it MORE THAN once a day.
9. In fact, multiple posts in the same day are no problem – EVER.
8. You can manage two blogs at once (or more)!
7. You always keep the lights on and the shades up – not just for fun once in a while.
6. You think to yourself, “Man I bet she'd look hot in a Tequila template.”
5. You consider leaving comments on someone's blog that you are attracted to as 'having a quickie' with them.
4. You can do it alone.
3. You only have to master one good “position.”
2. You can jump from blog to blog at will, and your own blog never makes you feel guilty.
1. There’s no sugar-coating. When you suck, you’ll hear the truth.
--Dear Sex Crazed and Confused. Despite the scientific evidence that Blogging actually triggers the same pleasure centers in the brain as Sex, it is in no way a replacement and should not be considered one. Please resist the urge to replace sex with blogging. "Blex" as we like to refer to it only leads to a path of self loathing and unfulfillment.
-Yours Truly—BlogAnon
12. If one of your posts isn't very good or is over with too quickly, you can delete it and your blog will never remember it.
Posted by: J.D. Matthews | May 24, 2006 at 03:20 PM
#11: You don't have to live in Canada to engage in group blogging.
Posted by: gabby | May 24, 2006 at 01:55 PM